Tasty!

Carpet is so tasty. But a little tough.

Apparently we're not supposed to eat it. For goodness' sake, if it's on the ground, then it can be eaten, or at least nibbled and gnawed.

Also, we're not supposed to do poos outside of our cage, and even then we're supposed to do them in the litter tray. How on earth are we supposed to know what belongs to whom?

Dijon has a little trick he plays just to annoy our female owner. He tugs at the carpet, and when reprimanded (our owners thump on the floor - so ineffective!) he drops a poo or two, then skips off. It really hacks them off. Mabel has to learn that trick next, but being a girl, she's too sensible (or stupid, depending on your point of view.)